-Second, the mum thing was funny a) because who refers to themselves as mum outside of people with accents (and women love accents) and b) because his mum sounds f-ing hilarious and who wouldn’t love a hilarious mum-in-law with a cool accent. 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It’s better to piss her off than to be forgettable. Damit sind wir mehr als eine digitale Plattform: Bumble versteht sich als Community. That said if you’re serious about finding the perfect partner for you, and you’re smart and hard-working. They likely borrowed the idea from Hinge, which uses a similar setup to make it easy for users to start more meaningful conversations over shared interests. 30. So, scroll down to get the answers and upvote your favorites! Must see movie… 27. Strategically select a question that speaks to the ideal type of woman you’re looking to attract. I only work with A-players, so if that’s you, I’d love to talk more. My perfect Sunday… If I was single, I’d swipe right. I’d imagine 50% of responses to this question would garner the same reaction. Then, choose the #1, most important quality and use it to answer the prompt “favorite quality in a person…”. What was fascinating, though, was that I’d swiped left only hours before and had then gotten rematched with him again that same day. Witty, Creative, Funny Responses, Rebuttals. I liked this one because I saw the word Queen and the whole “yaaaaaas queen” thing is hilarious. 54. 1 year ago. This funny Bumble answer made me laugh and got me curious to learn more about him. As I was collecting the research for this article, I noticed something interesting. Raaaar. Bumble’s new question prompts are also a much better way to get the conversation started than having to pull ideas out of thin air. Underneath the screenshot you’ll see additional bullet-point examples that I’ve created for you to copy/paste OR you may revise them to show/describe a bit more about yourself. I have a well-researched hunch that part of Bumble’s matching algorithm relies on keyword matching (kind of like what Google uses to find users the most relevant content). -Third, I love that he calls out the rude things that people do. But for now, let’s start from the top. We create an ideal girlfriend profile that outlines all of the positive qualities they want in their perfect partner. If my suspicion is correct, then it’s a good idea to use keywords that you want to share in common with the woman you’re looking to attract. Report Save. This answer is funny because it paints a picture in the woman’s mind of a rebel, even in his youth. Make them curious to learn more by limiting your Bumble profile to a few adjectives that describe you best. Bait your hook with the right bait to improve the quality and compatibility of the women who match with you. Hinge allows you to have prompt questions to get into the dating game. During the intro session we’ll discuss your roadblocks, create a strategy, and see which one of my services might be right for you! So, rather than saying, “I like Netflix and travel,” you say “I just binge watched Easy and can’t wait for my trip to Argentina.”. American Flag pants, an eagle, and a chopper, Air-Force One to get me outta there, a shower, and a puppy, Mother’s Against Uberpool Passengers Who Talk On The Phone All The Way To The Airport, Humans Against Humans Who Refer To Themselves in the Third Person on LinkedIn, Have a 3-hour conversation about the universe, Take a more active interest in avoiding people who want to be Instafamous, Forgetting the names of B-list celebrities, Does not apologize for farting in small spaces, Yes, you agree that duct tape fixes everything, If I invite you to go to a foreign country to “find yourself,” you say ‘yes’. Makes me curious to learn more about him. 3. The old model, which just had a bios section and photos is probably why so many women swiped right and then never actually messaged–they didn’t know what to say. What’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever done, or that someone has done for you? If correct, then selecting a man who offers a high-degree of parental investment, is in our DNA, and we’ve evolved because of it. Unexpected and real and I love it because of that. Chances are they wouldn’t even remember that they’d seen you before. And if you’re interested in our services, feel free to book a new client Zoom session with me or one of my other coaches! For example, should you choose the “Beach or Mountains” prompt and answer with “Beach,” it’s not super likely you’ll win a ton of responses because it’s not an answer that requires further explanation. I love his honesty. What's one thing about yourself that you don't want me to know? The best comedians do it with every joke. What Now? I’d bet that this answer is charming to 99.9% of women regardless of whether they even like kids or not. … My fellow Jackbox writers and I are here for you because not only are we very, very funny BUT we’re also humble… and eager to help . You’ll also learn simple strategies for crafting funny and creative responses. Passionate. You can always modify the following responses to personalize them for your situation. Start with funny words; In Quiplash you’re given a prompt such as: “What the boogeyman is afraid of” Then the players get to create hilarious answers. Girls who flake and ghost suck and he ain’t afraid to say so. Maybe he has a ton of sisters. I’ll even give you some super secret Bumble hacks to optimize for higher quantity and quality of matches. I learned that the hard way through my 100-date experiment but this guy totally nailed it. When you share a secret or insecurity, it’s a display of emotion, not logic. Then, choose the #1, most important quality and use it to answer the prompt “favorite quality in a person…”. Including the funny, witty and clever responses and the main donts. Funny Bumble Answers #3: Rebel Without A Cause This answer is funny because it paints a picture in the woman’s mind of a rebel, even in his youth. Isn’t The Little Mermaid a movie for 4-year-old girls who were born in the ’80s? The reason why the perfect girl on paper might not be able to elicit the “butterflies in the stomach” or “weak in the knees” reaction is that logically she makes sense, but emotionally there’s nothing sensationally stimulating. Thalia, 23. I too occasionally sob because Monday is coming. I mean, they get sake and massages every day… sounds nice. What is his day-to-day like? And I remember it well because he had this great response to one of the prompts and I’d taken a screenshot of it for this article. This answer catches the reader by surprise in a funny, authentic, relatable way. Authenticity is sexy, and catching someone off guard is always good for a laugh. Forgot all the back and forth “hey”s and “how was your weekend”s. If ever there was a perfect way to express the fact that you have kids, this is it. My first profile during my 100- date experiment was so sarcastic that it revealed nothing about me. A good profile prompt on Bumble can encourage good imaginative responses in addition to responses from possible suitors. Zero parking when you didn’t even want to go anyways, Old people who start their sentences with “I’m not racist but…”, Millennials who run into me when I’m texting while walking , People who refuse to turn on the heat or A/C when they really should, Big spoon, little spoon, and a California King mattress. If you do not see the emotional connection here, I’ll tell you this. You might spend some time doing the same and getting clear about all of the characteristics you’re looking for in a mate. Even if a woman is not looking to have kids, she’s still hardwired to find a man who loves being a dad. The very best Bumble hacks are in my Signature program, which is a 3-month, one-on-one Skype training with me for clients who want to attract the very highest quality women. If their users fail to make connections, get matches, and go on dates, then the perceived quality of their app goes down, and people eventually stop using it. But most girls prefer more than a one-word answer to the prompts because one-word answers don't feel like you are putting much effort into your responses. “The Human Fund” is a fake charity used by George Costanza in the TV show Seinfeld. In it, I’m going to show you real examples of the best Bumble prompt answers to use in your profile. I wish I’d thought of this answer. I hope this helps! Magical ability to transform cheap vodka into classy vodka without paying five times more, Biggest Loser to come back on the air, a submarine, and a golden fanny pack, Mad swagger, a pony, and the ability to read women’s minds, All of the people who sing but shouldn’t to stop it, an end to calories, and some kind of monument named after me…. Dank Bumble ist es inzwischen nicht nur notwendig, sondern normal, dass Frauen den ersten Schritt machen. You might even notice that when you first joined Bumble, you had a lot more matches and that those matches were much higher quality. I bet he could protect me if I needed him to. You might try writing out your answers to all of the prompt responses in advance on a separate document and then scanning through to see which one is most likely to cull a reply. A profile with targeted information is more attractive to a woman and is likely to win you more matches. A: Laughs . If you love Seinfeld enough to remember The Human Fund, and a woman shares that in common with you, she’ll swipe right on you and likely send a fun message that relates to that shared commonality. Not only does he tell us he’s proud to be a father, but he also does it in a way that makes us all long for a parent like him. What’s important to keep in mind is choosing a prompt that showcases something that sets you apart. Free spirited. 1. This answer is an excellent example of an undercover way to attract women who share similar interests with you because they understand your specific reference. Including the funny, witty and clever responses and the main donts. Here’s a quick outline to demonstrate each level of success that’s available to you by strategically crafting an excellent Bumble prompt response. Subconsciously, this tells a woman that if she were your girlfriend, that she would be able to join you on similar adventures to exotic destinations–always a plus. Hello, my single friends. Bumble example dating answer: A delightful handful (dating) Bumble example BFF answer: Her BFF. Trust me, using qualifiers will save you time, frustration, and money. Every woman loves a knowledgable and well-traveled tour-guide. Save yourself the agony of deciding whether to go out with a chick who’s hot but incompatible and filter her out before you ever come across her profile. Kindness should be at the top of everyone’s list. So here are some things to keep in mind: Think Ahead: If you can’t think of a good answer to your own prompt, then it’s probably not going to be a very good. It sounds like he’d get into some fun and adventurous dates. Bookish, curious, always hungry… Bumble profile #11: Describe yourself using only emojis. Pretty powerful stuff and emotionally polarizing! A woman cannot be logically reasoned into liking you. I could really go for a massage, now that … Post navigation ← Previous bumble prompt answers reddit. If I could eat only one meal for the rest of my life it would be… My answer: Pasta/Spaghetti or I can say just pasta. This is better than a fast-forward button at a ballet recital. That’s the key to level three. Convenient ways to recycle outdated technology products, Send robo-callers and spammers to prison for life. You don’t have to use them word-for-word but often, just reading through a few funny cards will spark an entertaining and imaginative response. I got called out on it too, and because I was doing a research experiment, I was receptive to the criticism and optimized it. You’re welcome everyone else. I love it because I can relate to it. Not only does it help to have a few back-pocket topics help keep the conversation going, but it’s also a great, subtle, and above all, fun way … She Said She Was Unhappy and Left Me. If you’d like to learn more about that program, you can watch my webinar or book an intro session with me here. Don’t say “Trump lovers can go F-themselves,” because then you look like a prick. 27. Who would you pay the most money to sleep with, and who would you charge the most to sleep with? What a great way of subtly saying, “I’m not into racism.” I love this so much I want to steal it myself. Focus on capturing the attention of your most ideal type of woman, so you can filter out the ones who don’t peak your interest. How would a guy even know the words? My first question would be to ask him what his walk-up song is. Make sure your prompt lends itself to a lot of quick ideas. Especially when you’re in the Safeway sandwich line, I mean, let’s light a fire, people! Best Bumble Prompts Responses for Guys (To Copy/Paste or Steal). 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